What pops in your head when you read the phrase "research from the University of Oxford indicates..."? Probably an image of some stodgy old English guy in glasses with a pipe expounding on some esoteric interpretation of a newly discovered manuscript on life in Lower Uncton? What if the phrase finished that with "...that women with big butts are healthier and smarter"?
That's right, dear readers, some English dudes apparently got a grant from the Sir Mix-A-Lot School of Public Health to evaluate badonkadonks. What they found was that those who are little in the middle and got much back have lower cholesterol, are less likely to get diabetes, have fewer heart problems and are more likely to produce hormones that help metabolize sugar. Apparently butt fat helps the body while belly fat has the opposite effect. In addition, that juicy rump is home to high levels of Omega-3 fatty acids which stimulate brain development, so dat ass is like a super charger for her brain.
So next time you're telling some girl to back that ass up, consider the fact that she's also probably capable of backing up her position on a subject with facts and a well reasoned explanation. That's just hella HOT. I'm going to just assume that Marie Curie, Rosalind Franklin and Ada Lovelace all had more junk in their trunk than I do in my car...but had to hide it under their labcoats.
Just in case you're the type of person to question the validity of this ground breaking research just remember that when it comes to big butts, I cannot lie.
Okay, technically this study was not specifically about the ladies, it applies to both sexes but I'm not interested in blogging about dudes' backsides.
Paper summary
lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. Having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development
Read more at http://www.universityherald.com/articles/5306/20131031/women-with-big-butts-are-smarter-and-resistant-to-chronic-illnesses.htm#4KB14HS4355tA5C0.99
Read more at http://www.universityherald.com/articles/5306/20131031/women-with-big-butts-are-smarter-and-resistant-to-chronic-illnesses.htm#4KB14HS4355tA5C0.99
lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. Having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development
Read more at http://www.universityherald.com/articles/5306/20131031/women-with-big-butts-are-smarter-and-resistant-to-chronic-illnesses.htm#4KB14HS4355tA5C0.99
Read more at http://www.universityherald.com/articles/5306/20131031/women-with-big-butts-are-smarter-and-resistant-to-chronic-illnesses.htm#4KB14HS4355tA5C0.99
lower levels of cholesterol and are more likely to produce hormones to metabolize sugar. Having a big butt requires an excess of Omega 3 fats, which have been proven to catalyze brain development
Read more at http://www.universityherald.com/articles/5306/20131031/women-with-big-butts-are-smarter-and-resistant-to-chronic-illnesses.htm#4KB14HS4355tA5C0.99
Read more at http://www.universityherald.com/articles/5306/20131031/women-with-big-butts-are-smarter-and-resistant-to-chronic-illnesses.htm#4KB14HS4355tA5C0.99
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